An elderly man goes into confession and
says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and
11 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old
girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said: "Well, my son,
when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling
me?"
"I'm telling everybody."
