A nurse from Cedars-Sinai
Hospital in Los Angeles witnessed a shocking discovery during the late shift
of the E.R. one night. Richard Gere came in with an emergency of having
something stuck up his rectum. When the doctors asked him what it was, he
wouldn’t say, until the X-ray came back, and it turned out to be a live
rodent! He finally confessed that he had been involved in a kinky gay sexual
game that involved sticking a live gerbil up his butt, which would then move
around and stimulate pleasure.
(Variations: One night Jon Bon Jovi came into the E.R. claiming a bad
stomachache and possible food poisoning. The doctor decided to pump his
stomach, and after doing so, discovered that the cause of his illness was an
ounce of semen in his stomach!
Note: These stories have been applied to several different celebrities. The
first one has usually been attributed to handsome male celebrities, i.e. Tom
Cruise, and the latter has been attributed to any actor or musician, i.e.
Keanu Reeves, L’il Kim.)
